What to do to wear a toddler out???
Take him to the park...
Let him feed the ducks...
Chase after him. (DON'T touch that).
Get over here!
Wanna play on the swings? (you know you want to, way more fun than eating dirt)
How about I strap you into this swing and we kill 10 minutes?....okay 2 minutes.
We already fed the ducks...they're full. Okay we'll feed them again.
Get back here!
Tired yet?! (Mommy is exhausted)